THE ESTABLISHMENT · Inside Mercedes Country Lodge, Santa Bárbara de Nexe Faro, Portugal

SIAM

Fook my plate! The collective verdict is… utterly sublime.

8.0 / 82 verdicts on record

Overall score = the arithmetic average of every submitted verdict. Each review counts once. The accompanying phrase reflects the nearest whole rating; price and occasions do not alter the score.

THE VERDICTS

Every raised eyebrow,
accounted for.

8 / 8 · Utterly sublime.2

100%

7 / 8 · Bloody magnificent.0

6 / 8 · Rather splendid.0

5 / 8 · Quite satisfactory.0

4 / 8 · Painfully ordinary.0

3 / 8 · Most disappointing.0

2 / 8 · Quite dreadful.0

1 / 8 · An absolute disgrace.0

THE COMPANY

A table best shared with…

Proper lunch with the lads0 · 0%

Splendid dinner with the chaps1 · 50%

50%

Rather charming date2 · 100%

100%

Family luncheon2 · 100%

100%

Family supper2 · 100%

100%

Quiet table for one1 · 50%

50%

2 of 2 reviews answered this question. Diners can select several occasions, so percentages may add up to more than 100%.

THE BILL

A matter of means.

Opinions on the bill are divided.

Prudent pauper · €10–€20 per person1 · 50%

50%

Everyday gent · €20–€30 per person1 · 50%

50%

Distinguished gentleman · €30–€45 per person0 · 0%

Rich & rather famous · €50+ per person0 · 0%

2 of 2 reviews rated the bill. Missing historical answers are excluded. Price reflects perceived expense.

THE WORD FROM THE TABLE

Every verdict.
In their own choices.

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VERDICT #8 · 8 / 826 Oct 2026 · 04:47 UTC

“Fook my plate! That was utterly sublime, and ideal for the prudent pauper.”

The company: Rather charming date · Family luncheon · Family supper · Quiet table for one

The bill: Prudent pauper · €10–€20 per person

VERDICT #7 · 8 / 825 Oct 2026 · 22:24 UTC

“Fook my plate! That was utterly sublime, and ideal for the everyday gent.”

The company: Splendid dinner with the chaps · Rather charming date · Family luncheon · Family supper

The bill: Everyday gent · €20–€30 per person

**The setting**The Rooftop Venu was perfect for Sundowners and a gathering of friedns

**The exterior**Feels like the countryside just outside the city

**The exterior**Space for Kids to run around

**The food**The food that I will never forget

SIAM

Every raised eyebrow,accounted for.

A table best shared with…

A matter of means.

Every verdict.In their own choices.

“Fook my plate! That was utterly sublime, and ideal for the prudent pauper.”

“Fook my plate! That was utterly sublime, and ideal for the everyday gent.”

Every raised eyebrow,
accounted for.

Every verdict.
In their own choices.